Presidential Bowling Tournament ResultsπŸŽ³πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

This past Thursday, 32 of the greatest Americans this side of the Mississippi got together to celebrate two of America’s greatest pastimes: presidential politics and bowling. This annual event put on by the Wellness Committee is now in its third year and just gets crazier every year. Kind of like our national politics.

The pins were falling, the trash talk was flowing, and the commentary on many of our presidents cannot be reproduced here. However, we can report that the city has a huge Franklin Pierce fan which was totally unexpected. An interesting fact about Pierce is that he is considered by many to be our most handsome president ever. If JFK was a 9, then that would make Franklin Pierce an 11 or 12 easy.

Now to the results.

Commander in Chief Award (Top Bowler)

Bowler Team Game 1 Game 2 Total Splits
Mike Johnson Teddy 183 204 387 2

A Nation Divided Award (Most Splits)

Bowler Team Game 1 Game 2 Total Splits
Steve Earl Abe 114 156 270 5

Four Score and Seven Award (Scoring exactly 87 in a game)

Bowler Team Game 1 Game 2 Total Splits
Myranda Howard Abe 87 99 186

Manifest Destiny Award (Predicting your total score for 2 games)

Bowler Team Game 1 Game 2 Total Splits
Scott Swift Ford 104 127 231 4

Lincoln’s Birthday Award (Bowling exactly 212 (Feb. 12) for 2 games)

Bowler Team Game 1 Game 2 Total Splits
Taylor Forbush Ford 139 73 212 2

The Presidential Cronies Award (Top Team Score)

  • Team Ford
    • Scott Swift
    • Jennifer S.
    • Taylor Forbush
    • Pete Wolfley

Awards will be presented to the winners sometime before Election Day.

Thanks to everyone who came out and participated. Hope to see more people participate next year because remember, you don’t have to be good to win. Just like in politics.

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