Award-Winning Jokes
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
- What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino!
- I’ve been saying “mucho” to my Spanish friend a lot more lately. It means a lot to him.
- “I think I have an inferiority complex… but I’m afraid it’s not a very good one.”
- Question: How do you get a country girl’s attention? Answer: A tractor
- A 2 year old was arrested today after missing nap time, authorities say the child was resisting a rest.
Congratulations to the winners: Tara C, Chris Tschirki, Nathan Granados, Jackie Lambert, Keri Rugg, and Joe Morgan. You will receive your prizes soon!
Other Jokes
| Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn’t matter what you call him, he still won’t come to you. |
| – While most puns make me feel numb, math puns make me feel number.
– I once considered going to Boise State to pursue a Bachelor’s degree in the biological sciences… a B.S. in B.S. from B.S.U. – Why does the Norwegian Navy put barcodes on the side of their ships? So that when they come back to dock, they can… Scandanavian. – Why do Greeks hate mornings? Because Dawn is tough on grease. |
| What did the shirt say to the pants? Sup Britches.. |
| Did you hear about the chef that died? He pasta away. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. He simply ran out of thyme. |
| I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. |
| “Dad, did you get a haircut?” “No, I got them all cut!” |
| If fruit were secret agents, which would be the most deadly? Agent Orange! |
| My own Dad’s best (appropriate) joke: How do you catch a unique rabbit? You neek up on him! You have to admit that this is the best joke ever told. |
| What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta |
| I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless. |
| “I’m Tired” Well nice to meet you “Tired” I’m dad! |
| when dose a joke become a Dad joke… When it becomes Apparent |
| Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees. Because they are really good at it! |
| If your a “ Russian“ going in to the restroom and a “ Finnish” coming out. What are while in the restroom?? “European” Hahaha chuckle chuckle. |
| You’re on the Oregon Trail with a guy named Terry. You make fun of him. He shoots you and you die. You have died from dissin’ Terry. |
| Why do scuba drivers fall backwards off their boats? Cause if they fell forward, they would still be in the boat. |
| “What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!” |
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